Oishi-sama

[imbluedabade]

Before you move in with Yagyuu-sensei, I believe there are a few important things that you should be aware of. I apologize for telling you this via the internet, but I sincerely doubt you would admit me audience to say this to your face.

1. I know your relationship with Yagyuu-sensei is a facade for your medication.
2. I've been having sex with Yagyuu-sensei several times per week for about eight or nine months now.
3. Yagyuu-sensei has strong, unresolved feelings for you. I have good reason to believe that he wishes your relationship was a real one. Please talk about this with him, as I think it brings him much internal grief.

I wish you all the best, Oishi-sama.

Sincerely,

Arthur

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[goldengreen]

Asking for an audience has never stopped you before.

.... was I that obvious?

TMI. And yet, did I need to know? No, I didn't, I'm sure. Unless I moved in with Yagyuu. AM I moving in with Yagyuu? This is entirely your fault. Somehow. Now I feel awful. That's also your fault. DAMN THAT PLASTIC BABY.

I barely know Yagyuu. At least, I feel I don't. I'm sure he doesn't feel anything. But if you say he does... BUT YOUR ENTIRE LIFE IS A LIE. Now I'm even more confused.

I need to rescue Ohtori. Partly from you. Partly from himself.

Would it help if I gave you the cat?

I ... right. Thank you for ... bring honest, Arthur.


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[ooc: strikes gone!]

[imbluedabade]

You're welcome, Oishi-sama.

[goldengreen]

That icon confirms all my suspicions about you. I'm taking my butler away from your presence.

.... Um. Good.

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(ooc: strikes gone)

[imbluedabade]

If you wish for me to help you move bags to Yagyuu-sensei's apartment, you need only ask.